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dantes-disco-inferno:

Sometimes the jokes write themselves


iamthepizzaslut:

iamthepizzaslut:

one time when i had just started dating, a boy came to our door to take me out on a date and my stepdad opened the door with a machete like “WHATCHYA WAN BOI” and i never heard from him again which sounds dramatic but my stepdad looks like

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GUYS STOP THIS ONLY HAS A LITTLE OVER 100 NOTES BUT HE THINKS HE’S INTERNET FAMOUS NOW


Sadness in reality;

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Sadness on tumblr;

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Happiness in reality;

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Happiness on tumblr;

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Anger in reality;

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Anger on tumblr;

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Fear in reality;

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Fear on tumblr;

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Shock in reality;

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Shock on tumblr;

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Love in reality;

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Love on tumblr;

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But I’m not complaining; its fantastic.

Excitement in Reality:

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Excitement on Tumblr:

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riotingfeminist:

ungyo:

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Saw the video floating around so I gif’d it for anyone who doesn’t wanna actually watch it haha.

the last one though. so accurate.


codomy:

owls-love-tea:

New Born Deer x

He looks so unimpressed with the world, like ‘Why is it so fucking bright out here? Christ.’


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