In case you’re having a bad day, here are some animals being idiots.
what are even animals
Do you ever hear your name being called? But it isn’t anyone around you nor could it have been your imagination, because the voice you heard it in was definitly not the usual voice inside your head.
Yes, I used to hear my mother/father/sister/brother calling my name all the time, and when I got there they never said it. Sometimes they weren’t even home when I heard it. I also used to wake up hearing my name whispered in my ear, though I’m pretty sure that one is more connected with my episodes of sleep paralysis than anything psychic or paranormal.
One creepy story in connection with this—I woke up because I thought I heard my mom calling my name. My sister and I had rooms in the basement, and my parent’s room was on the main floor of the house, so I don’t know why I thought I heard her calling my name; you wouldn’t have been able to hear normal voices. Almost immediately after I woke up, though, my mother started screaming. I bolted up the stairs to find her inching her way out of her closet. She’d fallen off of a chair in there while trying to reach something on a top shelf and broken her foot.
Guy sneezes into a trombone during concert. It’s not even funny but I can’t stop laughing.
are you kidding this is hysterical
LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT THIS, MEN WHO DO THIS, AND FEEL FOOLISH
this video is pure brilliance
“For three weekends, 47 Dachshunds, more commonly known as Sausage Dogs, will attempt to solve the world’s Human Rights issues.”
this was so fucking important
"Woman?” She chuckled. “Is that meant to insult me? I would return the slap, if I took you for a man."
what the fuck is this shit
release the penguins
are those ten fortes
I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.
EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??
Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.
Saxes move downstage.
SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT
WHAT WHAT WHAAAAAAAAT
My 12-year-old self is freaking out right now. This could quite possibly be the best throwback Thursday ever.
Find out the details on where to buy this genius device here.
We’re living in the FUTURE?
Oh fuck. Yes.