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blackbanshee:

end0skeletal:

In case you’re having a bad day, here are some animals being idiots.

(via 25 Pets Who Don’t Understand How Furniture Works)

what are even animals


sixpenceee:

Do you ever hear your name being called? But it isn’t anyone around you nor could it have been your imagination, because the voice you heard it in was definitly not the usual voice inside your head. 

Yes, I used to hear my mother/father/sister/brother calling my name all the time, and when I got there they never said it.  Sometimes they weren’t even home when I heard it.  I also used to wake up hearing my  name whispered in my ear, though I’m pretty sure that one is more connected with my episodes of sleep paralysis than anything psychic or paranormal.

One creepy story in connection with this—I woke up because I thought I heard my  mom calling my name.  My sister and I had rooms in the basement, and my parent’s room was on the main floor of the house, so I don’t know why I thought I heard her calling my name; you wouldn’t have been able to hear normal voices.  Almost immediately after I woke up, though, my mother started screaming.  I bolted up the stairs to find her inching her way out of her closet.  She’d fallen off of a chair in there while trying to reach something on a top shelf and broken her foot.


therothwoman:

fororchestra:

Guy sneezes into a trombone during concert. It’s not even funny but I can’t stop laughing.

are you kidding this is hysterical


fuji09:

anastasiajeanettemarie:

sizvideos:

If Girls Hit On Guys Like Guys Hit On Girls - Video

LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT THIS, MEN WHO DO THIS, AND FEEL FOOLISH

this video is pure brilliance


whirrring:

thetiredgames:

Dachshund U.N.

For three weekends, 47 Dachshunds, more commonly known as Sausage Dogs, will attempt to solve the world’s Human Rights issues.”

this was so fucking important


"Woman?” She chuckled. “Is that meant to insult me? I would return the slap, if I took you for a man."


apriledup:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

littlestmowreader:

nivena:

sload:

gill-bear-toe:

gill-bear-toe:

someone-inconspicuous:

what the fuck is this shit

release the penguins

insert peanuts

are those ten fortes

I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.

EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT


WHAT WHAT WHAAAAAAAAT

apriledup:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

littlestmowreader:

nivena:

sload:

gill-bear-toe:

gill-bear-toe:

someone-inconspicuous:

what the fuck is this shit

release the penguins

insert peanuts

are those ten fortes

I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.

EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

WHAT WHAT WHAAAAAAAAT


cautioncat:

kennoarkkan:

huffingtonpost:

My 12-year-old self is freaking out right now. This could quite possibly be the best throwback Thursday ever. 

Find out the details on where to buy this genius device here. 

We’re living in the FUTURE?

Oh fuck. Yes.


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